Ingredients: Ol' Janx Spirit juice 1 measure of Santraginus V seawater 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin 4 liters of Fallian marsh gas Measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract Tooth of Angolian Suntiger Sprinkle of Zamphuor 1 Olive Step-By-Step: 1. Pour juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit into glass. 2. Pour into juice 1 measure of Santriginus V seawater. 3. Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into Santriginus Spirit mixutre. 4. Allow 4 liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. 5. Float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract over the back of a silver spoon. 6. DSrop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntier. Watch it dissolve. 7. Sprinkle Zamphuor. 8. Add an olive. 9. Drink... but... very carefully.
ALRIGHT. I kid. I kid. That drink is simply impossible to make. All the olives are gone - damn Corona.
Here's a most realistic equal (as pictured) to the book's Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Sans the Algolian Suntiger tooth.
Ingredients: 3 oz gin (recc: The Botanist)
3 oz. champagne 1 oz lime juice 1 oz lemon juice 1/2 oz mint simple syrup A bunch of fresh mint
Mint Sprig, for garnish Mint Simple Syrup: 1 bunch fresh mint 1/2 cup water
1/2 cup sugar Step-By-Step: 1. Make Mint Simple Syrup. 2. Add gin, lime, lemon, and mint syrup to a shaker with ice. 3. Shake. 4. Strain half into glass (recc: a 'couple' glass).
5. Top glass with champagne.
6. Garnish with mint. Mint Simple Syrup: 1. Put bunch of ingredients into a pot. 2. Bring to boil (to dissolve sugar). 3. Turn off heat & let cool.
4. Strain out mint leaves (into separate glass).
Book Pairing: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Book One by Douglas Adams (Reviewed April 5, 2020)
Original Recipe: The Drink Blog (I added some twists)